The following is a complete list of everything I know about Baltimore: TV’s greatest show HBO’s The Wire takes place there, they have a terrible baseball team, the Tim Robbin’s psychological thriller Arlington Road takes place in Arlington which is, like, not that far from Baltimore, and the musical duo Beach House is from there. Ok, so my knowledge of Baltimore isn’t very extensive and I try not to use Wikipedia to write these reviews. And while I would love to write about how awesome it is that Wallace from The Wire is now on NBC’s Parenthood I don’t have much more to say about that. Whereas I have plenty to say about how awesome Beach House’s performance was at The Music Box and I have seriously high expectations. My alarm plays them every morning. They are literally the band that gets me excited enough to get up to get through each depressing day. So let’s do this!
There were beautiful people everywhere. Only beautiful people. Which is always disconcerting because beautiful people (a subset of people I know well because I am, of course, a part of them) tend to go to “hip” shows to be seen, not for the actual music. People weren’t exactly tuned in to the openers, Papercuts, who sounded like they were one female singer away from being a Mazzy Star cover band. However, I was incorrect in my assessment because the moment the Beach House stepped on stage the crowd was focused.
Unfortunately for me, I was behind the only two people who didn’t get the memo that this was a Beach House show. Throughout the show they danced like they were watching Ace of Base, then other times they would make rock and roll fingers and headbang and still other times they would get all sexy up on each other. If you have heard anything from Beach House you would know that absolutely none of these options make sense. That is, unless you’re these two dancing hippies who somehow missed out on hitting the road with Phish. Their one saving grace was that they smell like hippies.
Beach House sound as good live as they do on their albums. They are considered “dream pop”, but they are definitely more dream than pop so I was skeptical that they would be able to pull off their dynamic yet polished style in a live performance. Lead singer Victoria Legrand has an eerie, haunting and beautiful voice and the music is indie, very synth-heavy, and borrows from multiple decades of music but especially from the best of the shoegazing era (Ok, I used Wikipedia once for this review).
The smell of marijuana wafted immediately after the first note, although I’m not sure mood-altering drugs are needed to appreciate the not-so-fine line Beach House walks between distinct melodies and less accessible ambiance. I wouldn’t dare say Victoria has the intimidating factor that Stevie Nicks has, but she was captivating throughout the show. This despite the fact that her face was obscured with her Mormon-wife-length hippie hair. With a raspy smokers voice, she is one part “19-year-old cool”, one part “36-year-old veteran musician”, and one part “13-year-old crowd interaction ability.”
They played their best song, Norway, very early in the set, but it actually helped set the tone for the rest of the concert because the crowd perked up to a new level like the zombies from The Walking Dead having just recognized something living: energetic, but still stiff and awkward. Except for the stupid couple in front of me. Beach House doesn’t come to LA often so you may have to be patient to see them in the future, just like my editor had to be patient for me to take a week to finish this review.